Charlie Feehan

Charlie Feehan was born in Melbourne Australia, during WWI. He was poor, and found an escape from his hard life through running. He won the Ballarat Mile (a race), and through his winnings, he reinvested them and became a millionaire. When he became a millionaire, the Illuminati contacted him, and ordered that he spread their message. He was secretly a homosexual, but society did not accept him. He travelled the world spreading the Illuminati message to young, gullible teenagers. While travelling, he found many lovers - Joseph Stalin, Mao Zedong, Kim Il-Sung and Adolf Hitler. While in Germany, he started a long term relationship with Adolf Hitler. But Feehan had to move on, and while in England was killed by the King's Guard, after trying to sexually assault the King.

But, then, without a second thought, Charlie is ressurected from the dead by Harry potter, and he becomes the first gay zombie in the world