Gatorade

Gatorade is a product of Kevin Zhou Incorporated. When Kevin Zhou was homeless on the streets, he would urinate into bottles he found and sell it as a "Beverage". It was very successful wth the public, especially children. The tangy sour flavour was a unique flavour never seen or tasted before. Once he became successful, he came back the the venture. Kevin Zhou's toilet lead directly onto the Gatorade production line. The faeces and urine are separated, with the faeces going towards the Snickers production line. As there is such a huge demand for this beverage, Zhou drinks hundreds of litres of water each day to meet the demand. Of course, Kevin only has one kidney, so he pees through his anus, according to Kevin Z famous quotes.