Kevin Z Famous Quotes

The CEO of Kevin Zhou Inc. Kevin Zhou didn't get to where he was today by himself - he got there using his inspirational quotes. From a young age it was obvious Zhou was different. He was gifted with the power to create inspirational quotes. Below are some of the most famous. "You look deranged, are you okay?"

"If you only had one kidney you would pee from your anus."

"If you removed the liver, you would die, but it would slowly grow back."

"The most popular sport in the Grand Prix is the soccer thing where you drive cars around the pitch."

"I've been practicing through the years and now...I'm a professional. "

"His stick is too hard for me... Holy crap! He shoved it up my anus!"

"If you're going to die anyway, why don't you just kill yourself sooner?" (The meaning of life)

"That way is North." (points towards sky)

"You can't urinate and defecate at the same time."

"I actually want to become a mountain."

"Get paid, get laid, get Gatorade."

"You only live once, I live twice."

"I get paid to get laid."

"I have Widow's fans, I'm so sexy!"

"Barack Obama was the Prime Minister of Australia in 1919."

"Rape me if you can."

"Planes fly at 10 kilometres per hour, and at 300000 feet."

"I don't drink water, I only drink Pepsi."

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