Mr Whippy

Mr Whippy was created after the Kevin Zhou fortune cookies turned out to be a success. It is a wholly owned subsidiary of Kevin Zhou Incorporated. Its made from the excess whale semen used in the fortune cookies. It also contains nuts (the testicles of the endangered and nearly extinct Siberian Tiger), and the faeces of Barack Obama. The Siberian Tigers are now nearly extinct because they are not able to reproduce so Mr Wippy is becoming more expensive.