Illuminati Initiation Process

The Illuminati Initiation Process dates back to when primates first evolved. It was originally a ritual, to initiate new members to the Illuminati Clan. Nowadays, it is used by the illuminati to test whether new initiates have what it takes to be apart of the Illuminati.
 * 1) Get drunk, the other way (Shove a pipe up your rectum, then pour alcohol in).
 * 2) Complete the Fire Challenge (Where you pour oil on yourself and set yourself on fire).
 * 3) Complete the Cinnamon Challenge (While on fire).
 * 4) Complete the Ice Bucket Challenge, while twerking and beating the world record for flappy bird.
 * 5) Congratulations, you are now part of the Illuminati.